An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to
the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox,
opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole,
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
A blonde walks into the
library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS
a book down and screams at the librarian, -
"This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It
has NO plot and far too many characters!"
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so
she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and
sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.
During her company's periodic password
audit, a blond employee was found to be using this password:
There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.
When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"
A blonde who was taking her kids to Disney Land. When she came to a fork in the road, she saw a sign that said "Disney Land Left," so she turned the car around and went home.
Have a good time at The Best Place for Fun
Laughs l Tests & Quizzes l
Jokes l Illusions l Contact Us