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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?

He couldn't control his pupils!


Where does a bat eat his dinner?

On home plate, and he has a ball.


What kind of jokes do vegetables like best?

Corny Ones, of course!


Who built the ark?

I have Noah idea!


Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.

Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else!


Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test?

Son: Absence

Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Witches!

Witches who?

Witches the way to go home?


What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Close the door, I'm dressing!


On which side does a leopard have the most spots?

On the Outside.


What's purple and 5000 miles long?

The grape wall of China.


What's a mushroom?

The place they store the school food!


Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test

Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry. It's only a joke.


What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Launch meat.


Where do cows go on a Saturday night?

To the Moo-vies.


What kind of lighting did Noah use on the ark?

Floodlights!


My teacher reminds me of history

She's always repeating herself!


Father: How were the exam questions?

Son: Easy

Father: Then why look so unhappy?

Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!


Knock Knock

Who's there?

Mary

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!


Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.


Why do baby pigs eat so much?

Because they want to make hogs of themselves.


Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?

Because they already 8!


What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!


Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making?

Dad: Why is that, what are you making?

Pupil: Mistakes!


Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You're welcome!


 

 

 

 

 

 

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