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What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?

Swimming trunks.


Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?

Because his class was so bright !


Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights!


Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes.


What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than yours.


Why did the man put his car in the oven?

He wanted a hot rod.


Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.


"Doctor! Doctor! Please help me. Everyone keeps ignoring me."

"Next please."


Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Pupil: Life imprisonment!


Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

Pupil: At launch time!


What did the pen say to the pencil?

"So, what's your point!"


Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!


Which animal keeps the best time?

A Watch Dog.


What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.


Knock knock.

Who's there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn't know you could yodel.


Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.

Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either!


I'm not going back to school ever again

Why not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!


What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet!


Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants!


What do you get when you cross the world's best fairy tale teller with the world's worst mammal?

A Whale of a Tale.


Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?

Because he was on a roll.


What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher ?

Lots of blood tests!


Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!


Why didn't the nose want to go to school?

Because he was tired of getting picked on!


What did the stamp say to the envelope for fun?

Stick with me and you'll go places!


 

 

 

 

 

 

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