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ARBITRATOR:   A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.


AVOIDABLE:     What a bullfighter tried to do.


BERNADETTE:   The act of torching a mortgage.


BURGLARIZE:    What a crook sees with.


CONTROL:         A short, ugly inmate.


COUNTERFEITERS:   Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.


ECLIPSE:           What a barber does for a living.


EYEDROPPER:    A clumsy ophthalmologist.


HEROES:           What a guy in a boat does.


LEFTBANK:        What the robber did when his bag was full of money.


MISTY:              How golfers create divots.


PARADOX:         Two physicians.


PARASITES:       What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.


PHARMACIST:     A helper on the farm.


POLARIZE:         What penguins see with.


PRIMATE:           Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.


RELIEF:              What trees do in the Spring.


RUBBERNECK:     What you do to relax your wife.


SELFISH:            What the owner of a seafood store does.


SUDAFED:           A litigation brought against a government official.

 

 

 

 

 

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