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  Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

  A backward poet writes inverse.

  She was the bootlegger's daughter, but he loved her still.

  A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

  In a democracy, it's your vote that counts.  In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

  The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass'.







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