Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
She was the bootlegger's daughter, but he loved her still.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass'.
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