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  When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.


  A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital.  When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said 'No change yet.'


  The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.


  Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.


  The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack.  One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'


  An optometrist accidently fell into his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.


  A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.


  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.


  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


  If you tried to commit suicide by jumping off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.


  There once was a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control her pupils.


  There was a rancher who owned a scattered herd of cattle, he told his friends that he had 100 head of cattle, he really only had 97, but then he rounded them up.

 
 

 

 

 

 

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