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  Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?

  Answer: Normal


  Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?

  Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.


  Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

  Answer: Tied shoes.


  Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?

 Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.


  Question: How many days in a week?

  Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.


  Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

  Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.


  Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?

  Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.


  Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?

  Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.


  Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?

  Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.


  Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

  Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.


  Question: Why do retirees count pennies?

  Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.


  Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?

  Answer: NUTS!


  Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?

  Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.


  QUESTION: What do you do all week?

  Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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