What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad
doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend
and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,
"Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught
fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds.
dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop
and steals a roast. The Butcher goes to the lawyer's office and
asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat
from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the
meat from the dog's owner?"
How do you greet a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
How can you spot a lawyer walking down
A man went into the Chamber of Commerce of a small town,
obviously desperate. He asks the man at the counter, "Is
there a criminal attorney in town?
boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard
talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy, what's
yours?" asked the first boy.
convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks
to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched
from mice to lawyers for our experiments?"
What do you get when you run an "honest lawyer" contest?
Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when
vacationing at a beach resort?
A lawyer, named Thomas Strange, was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what
inscription he would like on it.
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